Teacher Hindi Ka Period Lene Ke Liye Class Mein Jate Hai.
Teacher Student se : “Abb Ek-Ek Doha Sunao”
Ek Ladke Ne Class Mein Bethe Santa Ki Beizzti Karne Ke Liye Bola.
Ladka : “Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut”
Santa Ki Beizzti Pe Khush Hote Hue (Kyunki Sardaro Ke Majak Pe Log Jyadatar Khush Hote Hai) Teacher  Bola.
Teacher : “Shabaash, Very Good, Santa Ab Tum Sunao”
Santa : “Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot, Iski Maa Ka Bhosda”
Ladka : “Sir Iska Doha Galat Hai, Kuch Jama Nahi”
Teacher : “Haan Sahi Bola, Santa Tumne Galat Bola Hai”
Santa : “Aapne Poora Suna Hi Nahi Ji, Maine Kaha – Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot, Iski Maa Ka Bosda, Master Ki Maa Ki Chut”.


Judge: Why do you want a divorce?
Husband: She does not satisfy me in bed.
Judge: Is it correct?
Wife: Sara mohalla khush hai, bas isike hi nakhre Hai.


What’s the best family planning slogan on a Govt bus?
“Hum do hamare do” – No!
“Chota Pariwar Sukhi Pariwar” – No!
The answer is : “Kripya Peeche se Chadiye”


A girl was handling a boy’s cock for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she sked what’s that?
Boy said: “Yeh khushi ke aansoo hai”


Lady says to Kelewala: Kabhi tight kele bhi rakh liya karo.
Kelewala: Kabhi khane ke liye bhi le liya karo.


Wife(Suhag Raat ke din): Piche nahi aage dalte hai
Sardar: Tujhe kaise pata?
Wife: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha
Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha


Father went to school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap report?
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.


Santa: Bhai saab ek condom dena. Meri girl friend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Is par cover chada du?
Santa: Arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.


Pakistani ladkiyon ke ( . ) ( . ) Boob’s Bade kyon hote hain?
Kyun ki…. Wo aate-jaate har ek ko kehti hain- “AA DAAB”