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Yeh chaand sitarey aur main

Suno jana !
Yeh chaand sitarey aur main…

Aaj bhi tumhara intezar karte hein…

Aaj bhi tumhari raah takte hein…
(waseem sahir)

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy.

Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy.

Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein.

Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy.

Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain..

Her gharri us ke aanay ka gumaan rehta hy..

Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir..

Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy..

Wo milay to itna bata dena usko.

Tujh bin Tera dost preshaan rehta hy…

Buht Tamanna Thi Kisi Ko

Buht Tamna Thi Kisi Ko Pany Ki,

Buht Tamna Thi Kisi Ka Hojany ki,

Pr Kia Pta Tha Jis K Hum Hona Chahty Hen,

Unhy Adat Hi Nahi Kisi Ko Apnany Ki…

bus or Larki aik jesi

BOY: bus or Larki aik jesi hoti hai
1 jati hai to doosri aa jati hy

GIRL: RAKSHAY or Larky aik jese hoty hain
1 ko awaaz do 4 aa jaty hain-)

Apna Suit wapis lelo

Nokrani:
BiBi G,
Apna Suit wapis lelo,
Jb pehnti hun to Apko smjh kr Sahb dheyan hi nhi dete,
Or Kambakht Driver peeche se aa kr lipat jata hy…!

kawwa pathan ko tang

1 kawwa pathan ko tang kr rha tha,

pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy maarne ka faisla kr liya,

wo usy chhat pe le gaya
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Wahan se neeche phaink diya.. :-)
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Moral:
Moral woral kuch nai wo kawwa b

peshawar ka tha neeche gir k mar gaya.. :

Phoolo’n Ki Numaaish Me

Phoolo’n Ki Numaaish Me Agar Wo B Hua To…

Ik Baar Gulaabon Ko Barri Aag Lage Gi…

SUNNAT-e-NABVI s.a.w

SUNNAT-e-NABVI s.a.w….

BETH KAR PANI PENY K faidy :

1 / GURDY [kidney]
KHARAB nai hoty

2 / GHUTNY hamesha TANDARUST rehty hain.

3 / BACK BONE MAZBOOT rehti hai

4 / DIL k WAL kabhi BAND nhi hote

5 / BRAIN KAMZOR nhi hota.

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